I hate you! You suck! You can go away now and not come bake for a very long time. I have learned to tolerate you. I even came to embrace you. I welcomed you into my life and saw all the good that you brought to it. I’ve had enough of you. I’m done. No more. I don’t want any more new people at work. I like the ones we had. They do not really need to retire or find a better job…they can stay. I don’t like the new twitter. It teases me with its new sexy sleek design but pisses the f*ck out of me because it does not have a horizontal viewing option (does that sound dirty). Change I am done! Your stupid twitter app change has put me over the edge. You are in the dog house and if you keep it up you will not be allowed in the yard. To quote a six year old I know, “I’m MAD at you! and I DON’T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!”
P.S. I am mad at you too Pinterest… for all your “change is good, change is pretty, embrace change, change the world” beautiful inspiring cra* … art! You were no help at all!
