A Letter to Mother Nature • Heck Awesome

Dear Mother Nature,

Spring has arrived early here. Everyone is so happy. They have pulled out their Spring clothes, painted their toe nails bright sunshiny colors, put on cute dresses and slipped on sandals and flip flops. The kids have their bikes out. Chalk drawings are all the rage. Children are soaring as they pump and swing til their hearts content. The sun shines strong, day light is long and the flowers are blooming… Everyone is soooo happy that Spring has arrived. Better yet it is here ahead of schedule. All of this fun, new warm weather has made everyone else happy, but quite frankly I pissed at you!

In between all your warm sunshiny days you have delivered a knock you off your ass virus and poor Francine has taken the brunt of it. Your nasty Spring virus had delivered the gift of three days of fever. Six nights of interrupted make you feel like you have a newborn again wake every two to three hours sleep. Moments of spontaneous throw up from coughing so much. Your lovely gift to my house has turned my easy going, pleasant, adventurous 4 year old into a neurotic whining crying, my hair hurts, my elbow hurts, don’t touch me, I’m cold, carry me, I’m too tired, my toe hurts, my eyelash hurts sick little crazy girl!

So while the world plays outside, enjoys walks in the sun, hours outside in the backyard basking in the suns glow…. we are stuck inside still recovering from your stinkin’ virus.

Spring You SUCK!!!

Go away and come back when your ready to be nice!